#thatsoundslegit

When I’m single and someone bashes boys

I’m just like,

After my ex broke up with me and left some things

I was just like,

When my little sister tries to cook

She’s just like, 

When I find out the hot guy I’m staring at also has an accent

I look at him like,

When I have a really needy customer

they’re like,

When my friends and I cook up a plan

We’re just like,

When a customer tries to walk out before paying their tab

I’m like, 

When my friend asks if I hooked up with a guy last night

I’m just like, 

When my friend makes fun of me driving a grandma-ish car

I’m just like, 

When I saw my first dorm room

I was just like,